Kryptonite and the Red Stone

Though my previous experience at the movies didn't go very well, I've decided to give it another try primarily because this time I'm gonna have a partner. I have secretly promised myself to somehow meet the same guy who was the sole cause of my One Week Depression and shout at him, "In your face!!!! Sucker!"
But before that, my famous extraordianry mind has been careful enough to interpret some things about the movies. I'm thankful to this extraordinary, yet unemployed mind of mine because its because of it that people from "far off lands" come to take my advice on the movies...

1. It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting.
(Because if you've got enough money to make a movie, you must be able to buy some Goddamn parking space)
2. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty. (Because then he can work without 'sleeping on duty')
3. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps. (Cause Farah Khan has already been there)
4. Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization. (Because I designed them)
5. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts, your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors. (Because you chose the 'One On One' among the wide range of options they offer you before a fight)
6. Police Departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite. (Because opposites attract, and then you can have some sex scenes)
7. When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak the native language to each other. (Because not even the French speak french when they are alone)
8. You can always find a chainsaw when you need one. ( Any oppurtunities of bloodshed are welcome, even in light comdies)
9. Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds, unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside. (Because burning buildings don't accept Credit Cards)
10. An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an eight-year-old child. (Because the child is unaware of its power........Ok, so is the dinosaur, but it is 65 million years old, it should've known)
11. Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment you turn the television on. ( Figure that one out yourself and I shall write a post just about you)